Oh my goodness! You want to book with me?

Who are you? *
Who are you?
Who are you in your soul and what is your purpose on this earth? Just kidding! I just need your name.
Do you have a third nipple like Chandler? Have a strange fear of whales or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Was it that weird guy at Subway? Liam Neeson? Oh your friend recommended me?? That's so nice! I should get me some friends.
If it's not at least a 10, just know I'm sensitive and will probably cry for a minimum of 20 minutes.
Do you believe in equality for all pizza? *